my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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