Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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