That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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