But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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