Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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