doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
