Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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