Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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