so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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