I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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