We won't sleep together?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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