just tell him i said nine months
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So vagazzling was a success
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