So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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