Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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