ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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