How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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