Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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