wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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