so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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