i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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