The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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