So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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