it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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