But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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