very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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