You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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