her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you will always have a special place in my vag
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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