Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Randomize
