You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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