Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just took my morning after pill in the library
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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