Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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