come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We left the knife in your bed.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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