We're facebook friends in real life
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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