do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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