no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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