barbara walters just said penis...
Say something about gay babies.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
