My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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