Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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