we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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