theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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