Me. At least after what I've been through.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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