and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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