She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Two words: blizzard sex
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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