Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have aggressive nipples.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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