We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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