Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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