I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I have post one night stand depression
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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