when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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