Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
her facebook's as public as her vagina
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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