i think my mom watched the whole time
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
ttyl tear gas
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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