Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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