Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
