does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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